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(I saw the picture below and quickly realised something was very wrong so I then decided to write a infomercial)
Don't worry about the AB circle pro.....
If you are serious about getting a six-pack of chiselled Ab's and if you are too fat and lazy to spend hour after hour after hour doing sit ups when you could instead be at the beach slaying the sexy-bikini-clad-ladies this summer, then Abdominal Etching is for you.
Abdominal Etching is so simply, just pop into a clinic and get this precision liposuction, where the doctor sucks the fat from your potbelly, revealing the abdominal muscles that lie underneath. This procedure sounds just like winning the Nigerian Lotto, too good to be true, but this time it really is! Save time as there is no need to waste 3 minutes a day working out, that's crazy talk!, on the ab-circle pro and also Save money by washing your clothes on your rock hard washboard Ab's!
For just 10 easy payments of $1000, We'll have you looking like Peter Andre, minus the cheese, in no time at all!
BUT WAIT'S there more......book a appointment now and we'll send you a can of Jersey Shore instant bronze tanning spray.
and be one of the the first 500 appointments and you'll also recieve a copy of Peter Andre's Greatest Hit...ooppps I meant Greatest Hits!
So what are you waiting for? Bust out that credit card and you'll be singing Mysterious Girl all summer long.
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Hahaha that is awesome!
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26th October '11, 10:56pm |
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That is one scary pic. Please tell me this was achieved using Photoshop?
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sorry Jason the photo is real. The bloke name is Darryn Lyons, (UK big Brother) so google him with the word ab and it's (Abdominal Etching ) sadly all true. I obviously made up the rest of the infommercial as Peter Andre isn't cheesy! Unfortunatley he probably won't be the last to use it.
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So let me get this right. These are actually abs, made from fat?
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27th October '11, 10:00pm |
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reads/sounds like they just suck the fat from you Abdominal area and and to highlight the ab's....I'll let you know next week after my appointment hehehe.
Just remember in every fat boy there's a skinny boy trying to get out (and nail some Hot looking women)
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