Funny Jokes
Rolling top 10 Funny Jokes from around the world, updated daily and archived here for your ongoing enjoyment. We've got hundreds of funny jokes below to get you laughing.
Short jokes, sport jokes, relationship jokes through to political jokes our audience have contributed some absolute stunners and they're all below, just click on through!
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Heart Attack
A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, two months and eight days To... More about Heart Attack
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Like an olympic sprinter
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I think my husband’s like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke.” The second woman said, “My... More about Like an olympic sprinter
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Problem remedy
A woman goes to see her doctor and explains that every time she sneezes, she has a massive climax. "Are you taking anything for it?" her doctor asks. "Yes," she replies: "Pepper." Joke of the Day, posted everyday on getfrank.co.nz - Click to... More about Problem remedy
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Ballpen in space
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside... More about Ballpen in space
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Smart puppy
A guy went to the cinema one day and noticed an old man with a dog in the front row. It was a sad, funny kind of film and the guy noticed that during the sad parts the dog cried his eyes out, and during the funny parts, the dog laughed its head... More about Smart puppy
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Going on vacation
A man is talking to his friend and he says: "I'm about to go on vacation, and I don't know what to do." His buddy asks: "Why?" And the man says: "Well, last year's vacation was Hawaii. I came back, and my wife was pregnant. The year... More about Going on vacation
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Barber shop
President George Bush and President Barack Obama ended up at the barbershop at the same time. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it... More about Barber shop
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Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
- You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. -... More about Signs You Drink Too Much Coffee
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Men's Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 3. Sunday sports It's... More about Men's Rules
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Vacation
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about... More about Vacation
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